Amerika, London, Párizs, kérem maga, nem normális!!! 

Csoko csoko lálá,

Csoko csoko dédé,

Csoko lá, csoko dé,

CSOKO-LÁ-DÉ!!!

Egyszer, kétszer, háromszor kapjon csókot páromtól.

Vencel király hajdanán

szent karácsony éjjel

fent csücsült a vár fokán

onnan nézett széjjel

holdfény ragyog a havon...

KÉNYESKEDŐ FAJTA ÚJ RUHA VAN RAJTA!!!

Üdvözöllek dicső lovag szép a rudád szép a lovad!!

Azt tapasztalom a  tapasz tapad nagyon!!

Ara-tó (ara feleség, tó nagy pocsoja)

Szin-taxis(haha) (irodalmon)

Aj-tó(hehe)

Lek-vár (értitek??)

Toron-tó (bioszon)

Volt egy úr, lakhelye ekvádor,

Várat épített lekvárból.

"Teteje nincsen"

Kérdezte a neje.

"De, éppen abból laktál jól". 

Üvegben a törpe megkérdezte tőle, melyik színt szereti a legjobban, -ban,-ban,-ban, legjobbban.

Három teknős mi vagyunk,

Pajzsot sokat mutatunk,

Vissza verjük a rosszat,

Nem vagyunk mi gonoszak!

Három teknős mi vagyunk,

Győzni győzni akarunk.

Aki nincs velünk az vesztes.

Kapja be a kosár meccset.

Don't Worry, Be Happy
Bobby Mcferrin

Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy. . .

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Look at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry, call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now). . .

There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy. . .
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, it will soon pass
Whatever it is
Don't worry, be happy

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (from Monty Python)

Cheer up, Brian! You know what they say.

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...